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Three soldiers return from their tour of duty.
On arrival back home they are met by a general who tells them.
"As a reward for your work you will be given $1,000 per centimeter of the distance between the tip of your penis to the base of your balls."
He then takes out a tape measure and asks them to drop their combats.
"12 CMs. CONGRATULATIONS SOLDIER THATS 12,000 DOLLARS!"
"THANK YOU SIR!"
He then measures the next soldier.
"10 CMs. CONGRATULATIONS SOLDIER THATS 10,000 DOLLARS!!"
"THANK YOU SIR!"
As he begins to measure the last one he Bellows...
"SOLDIER, WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS?!"
"BAGHDAD SIR!!!!"
On arrival back home they are met by a general who tells them.
"As a reward for your work you will be given $1,000 per centimeter of the distance between the tip of your penis to the base of your balls."
He then takes out a tape measure and asks them to drop their combats.
"12 CMs. CONGRATULATIONS SOLDIER THATS 12,000 DOLLARS!"
"THANK YOU SIR!"
He then measures the next soldier.
"10 CMs. CONGRATULATIONS SOLDIER THATS 10,000 DOLLARS!!"
"THANK YOU SIR!"
As he begins to measure the last one he Bellows...
"SOLDIER, WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS?!"
"BAGHDAD SIR!!!!"