Liverpool fan "loses sight in eye" due to missile allegedly being thrown at the Etihad.

On Saturday I had left my programme under my seat in 109. As I bent down to pick it up, I found an eye stuck to the concrete. I managed to scoop it up and put it in my glasses case.I then handed the suspect eye in to a steward. He did say that one has been reported missing recently. But if it is not claimed from lost property in 6 months then I can claim it.
 
Has anyone actually asked the Echo for its source and whether it's been fact-checked?
 
A young man with a wooden eye is at his first country dance. He is ashamed of his disfigurement and cant pluck up the courage to ask a girl.
As the night is ending he notices a girl with a harelip gazing in his direction, so he gathers himself, walks over and says....' would you like the last dance.'
She replies, 'oh would I'.....So he says...'Suite your fucking self **** face'

sorry
 
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