Long Jump

[BimboBob]

This has been bothering me for a while now.

Did the people, like that ginger one who fluked the gold in London, who do this jumping in a sand pit malarkey, start off jumping over very small puddles and then build up to larger ones before switching to the sand pit or did they just dive into the sand pit and ignore jumping puddles?

 

[jimharri]

What would "Vorders" say?

 

[johnmc]

Just thinking the same thing.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

This has been bothering me for a while now.

Did the people, like that ginger one who fluked the gold in London, who do this jumping in a sand pit malarkey, start off jumping over very small puddles and then build up to larger ones before switching to the sand pit or did they just dive into the sand pit and ignore jumping puddles?

In terms of survival of the fittest, it's a pretty useful skill.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What would "Vorders" say?

Voders would calculate exactly what is the optimum height and velocity you need to reach to make sure you make it over whatever you are jumping.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

This has been bothering me for a while now.

Did the people, like that ginger one who fluked the gold in London, who do this jumping in a sand pit malarkey, start off jumping over very small puddles and then build up to larger ones before switching to the sand pit or did they just dive into the sand pit and ignore jumping puddles?

Maybe you should take a long jump

 

[andyhinch]

Voders would calculate exactly what is the optimum height and velocity you need to reach to make sure you make it over whatever you are jumping to land head first in her clopper

Probably true

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Maybe you should take a long jump

Pervert.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Maybe you should take a long jump

A long jump to get over a puddle? Seems excessive, what if its only a little one, and Bilbobob is a little bit jaded.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

This has been bothering me for a while now.

Did the people, like that ginger one who fluked the gold in London, who do this jumping in a sand pit malarkey, start off jumping over very small puddles and then build up to larger ones before switching to the sand pit or did they just dive into the sand pit and ignore jumping puddles?

at least at my school, long jump was for anyone who was shit at cricket and couldn't be arsed running.