Martin Tyler's Commentary

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Lurch

Martin Tyler

 

[Leto]

He is a helmet of the highest order. When we equalised at Anfield the year Liverpool won the league he was gutted and the way he creamed his pants over Martial scoring on his debut was pathetic.

 

[kaz7]

Sound down to a murmour and then wacking it up when we score and at the end provides entertainment and i don't throw the cat through the screen

 

[Helmet Cole]

I can't remember who was doing the R5 live commentary yesterday, but it was just as bad. It actually added to my enjoyment hearing the crestfallen tones as we pummeled them and the brief sounds joy that the false hope of a rag recovery caused. Schadenfreude at its finest. Thank you for a wonderful afternoon you rag sympathising cunts.

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

The difference in tone between our goals and the one from the big nosed **** is there for all to hear.

Yeah. it was the same in the Derby when we scored after a minute. Tyler was like 'ooh....they've scored' as if someone had just run over his cat.
Then 15mins later we get 'Felllllaannniii' is an almost orgasmic voice as bogbrush head thunders a header into row Z.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

When we score he sounds like we've won a throw in on the half way line. Wiggy and co get anywhere near the goal and he shoots his load all over ratboy.

MTIAC

 

[ROCKET80]

His reaction to the equaliser at Anfield was bad but that has nothing on his reaction to when Dzeko scored at the Swamp after about a minute.

To be honest most commentators sound gutted when we score.

 

[city2]

Well they better get use it, because we are gonna score lots of goals this season and I hope Tyler is there to commentate on most of them

 

[remember arthur mann]

Him calling the rags mannequins had me laughing

That was Quinn !






















Ha.

 

[CTID1988]

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! wins a throw in "