Martin Tyler's Commentary

[Pam]

Oh you meany hehe, he almost resorts to mumbling, he really does, download the match and check it out, i stuck a torrent in matchday forum http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/t...manchester-utd-v-manchester-city-720p.324246/. I wonder if he is indoctrinated or consciously does it to placate the 600 million fans.

For the last time, it is 4 billion fans they have, not 600 million. Why won't you people be told?

 

[Pam]

YODA!!?? Is that you????

tyler is a vaginatarian who likes sucking on meat. that is all.

That isn't the half of it. He kidnaps City babies and eats them for dinner with a nice Chianti.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I hear Tyler is forever tossing the salad.....

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I hear Tyler is forever tossing the salad.....

What a thoroughly unpleasant mental image that conjures up.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

He was on the telly yesterday, looked like his eye balls were hemorrhaging ..... unless he s got pink eye.

** AHEM**

Well he smokes a different kind of crack....

 

[malg]

I hear Tyler is forever tossing the salad.....

Is that the same tossing the salad as alluded to by Chris Rock and the 'Toss Salad Man'?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

well it s the same salad tossing which may give you pink eye.... never heard of your reference before mate, sorry.

 

[MarsLlama]

He's so shit.

That's all.

Whatever it is, unless it's United scoring, then he's not interested.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Don't think he could sound less enthusiastic about our goals yesterday.

He also said he hoped the premier league would sort out our case within a month.

He needs to retire asap

 

[MadchesterCity]

Don't think he could sound less enthusiastic about our goals yesterday.

He also said he hoped the premier league would sort out our case within a month.

He needs to retire asap

I agree, he needs to be retired, I’d like to see Zabaleta take his role