Two Gun Bob
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I noticed the Mid Life Crisis thread with old Mr Boot throwing caution to the wind and aquiring his beautiful silver dream machine.
Cars can be incredibly sexy and not just an innanimate object.
Whilst cruising along you can feel a connection building deep from within your loins as you become man and machine in perfect harmony.
No longer a piece of tin but more of a Street Car Named Desire.
I talk openely to all my motors and the one I am currently in a relationship with talks back to me via Sync Three.
Nothing has ever happened as I want to keep everything on a platonic level but sometimes when she's been for a wash I do tend to look and stare longer than what's healthy.Not one poster can say in honesty that they have never cast an admiring glance at their own beast of burden.
So do any of you get off with innanimate objects metalic or otherwise or feel a strange sense of physical attraction ?
Here is Darius to explain further.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html
Cars can be incredibly sexy and not just an innanimate object.
Whilst cruising along you can feel a connection building deep from within your loins as you become man and machine in perfect harmony.
No longer a piece of tin but more of a Street Car Named Desire.
I talk openely to all my motors and the one I am currently in a relationship with talks back to me via Sync Three.
Nothing has ever happened as I want to keep everything on a platonic level but sometimes when she's been for a wash I do tend to look and stare longer than what's healthy.Not one poster can say in honesty that they have never cast an admiring glance at their own beast of burden.
So do any of you get off with innanimate objects metalic or otherwise or feel a strange sense of physical attraction ?
Here is Darius to explain further.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html
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