Misheard Lyrics

[kippaxwarrior]

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The best one ive heard is my Mrs. She always thought the lyrics to The Clash Rock The Casbah was "Fuck the gas board!!"

Anyone else got any crackers?

 

[Pellegrini59]

I remember hearing my mum singing a Paul Young classic in the kitchen..."Everytime you go away, you take a piece of MEAT with you."

 

[tangaroa]

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, me!

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

Neil Diamonds "The Reverend Blue Jeans"

 

[Lark Lane Blue]

the dj in a club I used to run always sang "HOLA AMIGOS! Days when the rains came..."
at the start of "brown eyed girl".
he's a bad tit.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8[/youtube]

 

[Paladin]

10cc, I'm not in love. It took me years to work out the talking bit said 'Big boys don't cry'.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

Justin Timberlake - Cry me a river. I was insistent that it was 'Tell me your rhythm'.

 

[jimharri]

The Police's song ''So Lonely'' always sounded like they were singing ''Sue Lawley'' (a MILF back in the days before the term had been invented!).

 

[mayo31]

A mate used to sing Lionel Ritchies penny lover wrong when dancing with his girlfriend.

He was always saying kenny lover???