Mother's day...

[york away to this!]

The gorgeous This! step daughters are still in their pits after returning in the early hours from various parties. No breakfast in bed for the beautiful Mrs This! yet...

 

[BimboBob]

Hello FB.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Little jots slapped us both in the face for not letting her have jelly babies for breakfast and then shat her pants.We're off to a flier.

 

[kaz7]

I sent the old dear 50 quids worth of flowers not that she will appreciate it mind

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Hello FB.

Don't mention that place. A thousand mothers have kids that love them shock horror

 

[andyhinch]

The gorgeous This! step daughters are still in their pits after returning in the early hours from various parties. No breakfast in bed for the beautiful Mrs This! yet...

Have you forgotten how to cook you lazy ****.

 

[jimharri]

Make the most of her, my fellow BMers; you'll miss her when she's gone.
:-(

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Fucking post office. Just rang my mother to wish her regards and the card hadnt arrived. Posted first class Thursday morning. Twats

 

[bluemoon32]

Always found it weird that some people need a special day to spoil their Mams.
It's your Mam ffs

 

[york away to this!]

Have you forgotten how to cook you lazy ****.

Very eloquently put. And for today, yes I have!