Nasri twitter hack

[City_Sean]

One of the nights I've had on twitter. It was brilliant.

 

[MarsLlama]

So from what I can discern, Nasri went to an IV Medical Spa in LA, upon which he had an affair with a member of staff called Jamilah, who happened to be of a dark-skinned persuasion. He called her to his hotel room and she arrived wearing fewer clothes than one would expect and they proceeded to have sex. Months later, Nasri's ex-girlfriend became enraged upon learning about this and decided to tell literally everyone in the entire world ever. Before Nasri could stop her by deleting his Twitter accout she had already informed the population of earth about the happenings of her ex-boyfriend's private life and leaving one LA IV Spa with a fuckton of mess to clean up.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Is there any scientific validity to the IV therapy stuff? It looks rather suspicious to me, in which case why are professional footballers allowed anywhere near the places?

 

[@BluePhil8]

This is hilarious.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I normally tune out to this gossip stuff I must be bored... this tweet got a chuckle though:

So good.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

and people wonder why he's not at City, lol.

 

[aguero93:20]

and people wonder why he's not at City, lol.

If that was the reason there would be a good few more out on their arses.

 

[Chi-town blues]

and people wonder why he's not at City, lol.

Pep said sex is good;)

 

[billfromthehill]

Account's gone now. RIP Samir.

He's with Phil now

 

[quiet_riot]

and people wonder why he's not at City, lol.

And yet Yaya is.