NEWSFLASH: Missing Glauber Berti Slams Hughes!

[Dobsy87]

I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL that the missing footballer Glauber Berti is to launch a PROPOGANDA WAR against Mark 'Sparky' Hughes in protest at his lack of first team opportunities.

Glauber SLAMMED Hughes, labelling him "a vagabond, a cad, and a simpering fop". It is not known who has been teaching him English.

Glauber also revealed to my source that the reason for City's woeful defensive performances is that he has stolen MICAH RICHARD'S LUCKY FORK, which he REFUSES to return without the guaruntee of a first team start.

He added: "I call on all Manchester City fans to support my campaign for a first team start. This has nothing to do with my contract payments being performance related."

GLAUBER RELEASED THE FOLLOWING PROPOGANDA


VIDEO: http://www.animasher.com/watch/10956_1147288940

HAVE YOU SEEN GLAUBER BERTI?!

 

[schtipps]

Taxi!

 

[Brucie Bonus]

Very nice Dobsy.

 

[ramsdale4]

I thought it was pretty funny.

8/10 for effort.

 

[simonk]

nice one. This is the only laugh we have on here nowadays.
Petition to step him up to manager?

 

[mat]

Keep it up Dobsy.

Glad to see some of us have a sense of humour.

 

[bluebarn]

Very good. Made me laugh out loud.

 

[Biggsy1]

Good work, liked the bit about Micahs fork, bet he couldn't tackle a carrot with it at the moment!

 

[dannybcity]

If this proves to be a wind up does Dobsy get banned?

 

[Dobsy87]

Very nice Dobsy.

Lol Brucie you're like a teacher giving me my gold star . . . thank you!

The irony is I should really be working!