Yep, definite strike action, don't want them drivers on £45k+ a year given any extra responsibilities!
Mind you, forget safety, what about the fact that it would ruin your journey due to all the insufferable tossers on the train that the guard would normally deal with? Can't see the driver leaving his post because some fucking arsehole has decided to play some utter shite music in the carriage.
Why bring Morrisey into it ?