Obscure questions that need answering

[Big Swifty]

What do occasional tables do the rest of the time?
Do stepladders have real parents somewhere?
If light travels at 186,000 miles per sec, does it feel sick going over a humpback bridge?
Why has Harry Kane got his mouth open all the time?

 

[KS55]

What is the point of Alan Pardew?

 

[1961_vintage]

What are these xeno's that some people seem to have a phobia about?

 

[Cellarite]

Why does Buzz Lightyear act dead in front of humans when he doesn’t believe he’s a toy

You’ve stolen that from me you thundercunt.

 

[Cellarite]

Why has Harry Kane got his mouth open all the time?

Surely something to do with him having jaw-jut.

 

[fredmont]

Why?

 

[Ban-jani]

How comes Man City with never ending vast amount of money can’t win the Champions League

Manchester City don’t, it’s why Alexis Sanchez isn’t playing his football in Manchester.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If a tree falls in a forest, and their is nobody around, does anyone actually give a f**k if it makes a sound or not?

 

[Bill Walker]

If I save time, when do I get it back ?

 

[Blue Hefner]

Why do we sleep upstairs?