"oh" moments

[ono]

When my ex (gf at the time) told me she 'didn't do blow jobs' - a few weeks after we'd started seeing eachother.

Give her her dues. She stuck to it for nearly 3 years.

 

[Anonymous]

I have tried to ring the Mrs on her mobile phone to let her know she had left her mobile at home :-(

Ha ha, I've done this a couple of times. I'm also forever walking around looking for things that I'm already holding in my hands.

I think I'm going senile.

You mean like looking for your glasses whilst wearing them ...

Yes, I'm going senile too .... ;)

 

[Dubai Blue]

I have tried to ring the Mrs on her mobile phone to let her know she had left her mobile at home :-(

Ha ha, I've done this a couple of times. I'm also forever walking around looking for things that I'm already holding in my hands.

I think I'm going senile.

You mean like looking for your glasses whilst wearing them ...

Yes, I'm going senile too .... ;)

Glasses is a regular one, yes.

I can also often be found stomping around the flat looking for my phone as we're about to head out.
Me: Where the fucking fuck is my fucking phone for fuck's sake?
Mrs: In your hand, you knobhead.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I'm not sophisticated enough to talk about smashing people's back doors in.

Virgin?

 

[glen quagmire]

Ha ha, I've done this a couple of times. I'm also forever walking around looking for things that I'm already holding in my hands.

I think I'm going senile.

You mean like looking for your glasses whilst wearing them ...

Yes, I'm going senile too .... ;)

Glasses is a regular one, yes.

I can also often be found stomping around the flat looking for my phone as we're about to head out.
Me: Where the fucking fuck is my fucking phone for fuck's sake?
Mrs: In your hand, you knobhead.

LOL! I was talking to a pal on the phone a week or two ago, on the way out the door, "hurry up and open the car" she said i replied "give me a minute" When she asked me what i was looking for i replied "my phone". I was bastard talking on it at the time....
:0(

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

When my ex (gf at the time) told me she 'didn't do blow jobs' - a few weeks after we'd started seeing eachother.

Give her her dues. She stuck to it for nearly 3 years.

 

[jay_mcfc]

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