I promise not to swear (what with a last-gasp loss to WBA). I even will make my best effort to stay positive. Caicedo scoring for fun (albeit in two lost matches). Trillions of euros available to lure Kaka and Messi. Or whoever. Well, that was positive enough.
Sparky is a goner. Even if our overlords will give him gazzillions to burn during January - we ,must be REALISTIC. We are dragged in a relegation fight. No time to panic yet, even with our notorious history of self-destructive antics. But if we're fucked during the Boxing day hell, then I say do whatever it takes and get MON or Moyes ASAP. Triple their pay. Feed babies to them. Give away free booze. Whatever it takes. The relegation dogfight will be tough as never before this season (just look at the table!). But the mere thought of it all...
I'm off to get a couple of beers. Chances are I won't sleep well at all. Typical us. Typical City. Wooing Buffon and Villa. Having less points than fucking Stoke. Oh God. Give me patience.
Sparky is a goner. Even if our overlords will give him gazzillions to burn during January - we ,must be REALISTIC. We are dragged in a relegation fight. No time to panic yet, even with our notorious history of self-destructive antics. But if we're fucked during the Boxing day hell, then I say do whatever it takes and get MON or Moyes ASAP. Triple their pay. Feed babies to them. Give away free booze. Whatever it takes. The relegation dogfight will be tough as never before this season (just look at the table!). But the mere thought of it all...
I'm off to get a couple of beers. Chances are I won't sleep well at all. Typical us. Typical City. Wooing Buffon and Villa. Having less points than fucking Stoke. Oh God. Give me patience.