Paul Merson

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Bill, 24 Jan 2015.

  1. Gunnerblue9320

    Gunnerblue9320

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    Sunderland love their football. They fill it each week not like city's ground! Well fuck me Mers have a look around the stadium now...... loads of empty seats!
     
  2. LittleEgg

    LittleEgg

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    Pretty sure merson has actual brain damage though.
     
  3. Brett Sinclair

    Brett Sinclair

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    Did he have a brain to damage?
     
  4. LittleEgg

    LittleEgg

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    You make a fine point.
     
  5. che_don_john

    che_don_john

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    http://paulmerson.com/

    According to his website, "Paul is rapidly becoming one of the most sought after speakers on the after dinner circuit."

    Imagine paying for him to ruin your dinner.
     
  6. Hart of the Matter

    Hart of the Matter

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    Seen him twice do after dinner speeches. Exactly the same stuff 3 years apart. No improvisation or banter. One of the worst I have seen. Also, turned up spoke and fucked off. No mingling. Once again one of the worst approaches I have seen.
     
  7. Indaparkside

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    Prob arranged to meet his coke dealer straight afterwards.
     
  8. yeah whatever !!

    yeah whatever !!

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    "Roll up roll up get your lines here, over on the right- one mirror each !!"
     
  9. Pell

    Pell

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    "Paul is rapidly becoming one of the most sought after speakers on the after dinner circuit. His open and honest stories about his life in and out of the game he loves and the characters he played with and against are both fascinating and revealing.

    He lived life to the full during his football career. He had highs and lows, good times and bad times and he speaks about it all with nothing off limits.

    Paul Merson is available for:

    • After Dinner Speaking
    • Luncheons
    • Personal Appearances
    • Corporate Events
    • Golf days
    His Client List includes:

    • Barclays bank
    • The Sporting Club (UK) Ltd
    • Arsenal FC
    • Aston Villa FC
    • Blackburn Rovers FC
    • Coventry City FC
    • Crystal Palace FC
    • Manchester City FC
    • Manchester United FC
    • Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
    • Lancashire County Cricket Club
    • Rotary & Round Table Clubs
    • Numerous Golf Clubs
    • and many others…..
    Read More

    Who on earth at the club made that decision?
     
  10. Hart of the Matter

    Hart of the Matter

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    At another do on Friday - this time Tony Cottee
     

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