Pet Hates

brooklandsblue said:
johnny on the spot said:
Non-descript estuary English accents, most commonly found on students and call centre agents. Often accompanied by Australian-style raised inflection on the last syllable, and over-seasoned with misuse of the word 'like'.

I'm coming for you all.


You and me both, I hate the rising intonation where every sentence sounds like a question..... Everytime I have to deal with a phone monkey and they do this I want to get their address, lock and load and drive to their front door. I jump out of my car and kick in the door and chase the little shit upstairs and kneecap him/her I then wipe the gun for prints calmly, explain the reason for my visit return to my car and drive home before dumping the weapon the following day.

Next time the phone rings and it says "Hi I'm ***** how are you today?" Hang up.
 
1. the people i work with
2. scum fans
3. people who think their funny when their not
4. darius vassell
 

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