Philomena Cunk

She is very clever at being very stupid. I think she is great.

It may be that I also excel at being very stupid, although I do have two swimming badges and a lovely refusal letter from Waitrose, which always cheers me up.
 
The Shakespeare one was better I think

"So Shakespeare invented the word hobnob, which kinda makes sense as they're like eating thatched roofs".
 
"nowadays an overbooked hotel putting you up in a stable would result in a one red star rating on Trip Advisor" !
 
The Shakespeare one was better I think

"So Shakespeare invented the word hobnob, which kinda makes sense as they're like eating thatched roofs".

“If you had to pick what Shakespeare did best most people would pick tragedy. One of the few things he has in common with Steps”
 

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