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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dronefromsector7G, 17 Mar 2017.
Wasnt called De'figiole by any chance was it?....
I went off Pizza following a pleasant evening out with some friends that involved visiting several pubs in Hazel Grove the plan being to end the evening with a nice curry at the Nobin. All was going well, came out of the Rising Sun and crossed the road just in time to see this bloke come out of the curry house and promptly deposit his recently consumed curry onto the pavement.
If this was not off putting enough things were about to get much worse. One of our number was home on leave from serving with HMs armed forces, in this instance infact the 2nd Parachute regiment. The puke was barely cooling before our Para friend was there next to it standing to attention smart salute before bellowing "PAVEMENT PIZZA SIR" dropping to his knees and scooping up a "hearty slice" and shoving it in his gob.
Within seconds there is about 5 blokes throwing thier rings up outside the Nobin, one bloke who was just waiting at the lights in his car hanging out of his window throwing up and a good few diners in the Nobin who could see out of the window losing their appetite. Meanwhile the indian bloke is at the door trying to stop the para getting in shouting "not welcome , not welcome".
I have never coped well with pizza since as the very word pizza summons up images of a smiling para saying "pavement pizza sir".
Name of the bakery please mate. I'm not far from Bedford.
That is brilliant. I salute you. No pun intended
Never seen ya deposit 14 n half quid in a pub till around Manchester area yet, so looks like you'll be in that 3 bed semi in Northeast. soon enough mate ; )
Glad you're getting things together JOTS.
Without doubt one of the funniest things I have ever seen, it had to be a Para. He followed this up a few days later when one of the girls in the pub wasnt having it that you had to eat insects and things whilst training with this fine regiment. He grabbed a pint pot marched off into the pissing rain into the car park and the field behind the boozer 10mins later he was back with the pint pot full to the brim with worms and slugs which he promptly downed did a massive "bollocks burp" and then said to the bird "now I have proved am not fibing can we have sex".
This resulted in at least two possibly three having to dive in the bogs to throw up, the landlady kicked him out and banned him for a week, and he didnt get to shag that bird.
I own a pizza restaurant, any City fans get a discount, if you are in South Africa, look us up.
Is your restaurant called Danish Blue, or should we guess the name?
I like Pizza Hut Pizza half meat feast other half Salami with sweetcorn.... yummy
Col'Cacchio, I didn't think Danish Blue had the same ring somehow