Haha, I'll have a nibble.
Embarrassed that City got Guardiola over us? Really? That deal was years in the making and purely a matter of time following Begiristain's and Soriano's arrival four years ago. You seem to think we're concerned with what's going on at City; hate to break it to you but we're not mate. We have our own problems
City have won two titles and a couple of domestic cups; meh, they've spent over a billion since 2007 and it's not really a lot to crow about. They're still struggling to fill their ground and are now having to provide free train travel for fans to get to home games from London; yep, paying for fans to turn up. They criticised us for years for our out-of-town-support, hating everything about our behemoth of a club, and yet they're turning into everything they hated. Laughed at us for taking 'Football Club' off our crest; they've just done the same. They're a small time club that won the lottery and they'll continue to throw their financial weight around and pick up the odd trophy; oh noes! Like I said, more concerned with our own club and getting our own house in order. A top manager and a few decent signings and United will be just fine; we've bounced back from much more testing periods in our history.
As for being the second team in Manchester? What, like you were the second team in Liverpool when Everton finished above you in 2013? Nah - form/class/temporary/permanent etc. City crave United. Everything they do is geared around us. Even City journalists yesterday couldn't wait to pen articles on what Guardiola's arrival would mean for UNITED, not City. Complete inferiority complex built over decades and decades. Yet they hate being hated; whereas we thrive on it. Everything's a 'rag conspiracy'; David Gill, UEFA (boooooooo!), FA Cup draws, penalty decisions, offsides, FFP, Alex Ferguson the dark overlord, the fact that Santa wears red, the fact that ketchup's red... a small-time club with a small-time mentality that dishes out free plastic bananas for fans to goon about with. I'm sorry - this probably doesn't fit with your perception of both sets of fans at the moment - but I'd much rather be a red and will enjoy the ride however it pans out in the coming years, absolutely regardless of whatever those wacky blue bellends achieve...