Rhymes from when you were a kid

[Johnsonontheleft]

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Look under the table
You'll see a fat stable

That's one of the only ones I can remember, obviously the Bud Bud Ding Ding ones are off limits in this day and age...

Any others?

 

[ChrisNUFC]

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea
Went it to the chippy and fell in something slippy diarrhoea

Know couple others that are probably not allowed in this pc age

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Use to spit this as a 6 year old (O:

 

[bobmcfc]

Busta and Leanne

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Use to spit this as a 6 year old (O:

You used to go around singing NWA songs

 

[dazdon]

Eeenie meeenie mynee mo...

The rest is history.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Use to spit this as a 6 year old (O:

You used to go around singing NWA songs

I was a quick developer,had a pager at 8 (O:

 

[bobmcfc]

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Use to spit this as a 6 year old (O:

You used to go around singing NWA songs

I was a quick developer,had a pager at 8 (O:

And a good tooth and du rag ?

 

[Scareye]

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea
Went it to the chippy and fell in something slippy diarrhoea

Know couple others that are probably not allowed in this pc age

Some people think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny diarrhoea.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

You used to go around singing NWA songs

I was a quick developer,had a pager at 8 (O:

And a good tooth and du rag ?

a gold tooth rather (O: - my bottle of iron bru in a brown paper bag passing as a 40!!!