Romelu Lukaku: Everton striker arrested in Los Angeles after noise complaint

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Crouchinho, 8 Jul 2017.

  1. MP71

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    Ya Ya looks like an over-sized cbeebies presenter. I mean red fucking trousers!
    If any of our posters own a pair of red kecks own up then kill yourself (@gordondaviesmoustache the only one exempt)
     
  2. deano ou812

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    Yeah fuck that,I'm gonna throw my pink ones out ;-)
     
  3. Plays By Sense Of Smell

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    I still own a pair of huge skin tight, bright red flares - but can't fit into them any more.
     
  4. Plays By Sense Of Smell

    Plays By Sense Of Smell

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    Didn't Alvin Stardust sing a song about him?
    Luke, Luke, Luke Aku
    Compared to Zlatan he's a load of poo
    Fake Ron and Griezeman told the rags F-U
    So now they're stuck with Luke Aku
     
  5. MP71

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    Maybe that could be a goal for the next B.M. meet-up? ;-)
     
  6. Plays By Sense Of Smell

    Plays By Sense Of Smell

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    LOL, don't tempt me!
     
  7. Gaudion M

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  8. MP71

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  9. Plays By Sense Of Smell

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  10. Psychedelic Casual

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    He woke up in a panic after he thought he'd had a nightmare that he'd signed for the Rags, when he realised it was real he couldn't calm down and was having panic attacks and started scriking his eyes out
     

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