Spiders

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I don't doubt a night with some of those women would. Small prices to pay and all that.

Small!? Who the fuck have you been taking to?

 

[ctidcarl]

They are incredible creatures, remember watching a documentary years ago about them and how they've evolved and survived god knows how many years.
Also how they spin webs, with three different strengths of cobweb.

But............I'm a proper girl when it comes to spiders - although years ago I'd never have been able to watch that documentary.

I'm now looking round my room as I type this!! I'm 46 years old, 6ft tall and weigh 18 stone, but they turn me into a gibbering wreck!!

My philosophy is, unless it's a table, there is no need for anything in this world to have more than four legs!!!

 

[Phil1]

Don't mind the ones over here. The ones in Oz can fuck off though.

 

[idahoblues]

I love spiders but have to admit finding about thirty hobo's in my tent one time freaked me out

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Have you seen the birds in Brazil? I wouldnt need to get bitten on the cock by a spider to get a hardon that lasted alot longer than 4hrs over there.

Maybe upon getting naked with said Brazilian chick only to find its actually a man with tits would necessitate a little assistance in keeping 'it up'? And let's face it , there's no point backing out at that stage if it's a willing bum eh !?

I love spiders but have to admit finding about thirty hobo's in my tent one time freaked me out

Tramps are scary people

 

[idahoblues]

Maybe upon getting naked with said Brazilian chick only to find its actually a man with tits would necessitate a little assistance in keeping 'it up'? And let's face it , there's no point backing out at that stage if it's a willing bum eh !?


Tramps are scary people

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

To look at that chart through overtired eyes on mobile as well... that hobo looks not much different to our normal big house spider which is harmless enough if you're not irrationally frightened.
All that gives it away is the Black bit.

Recluse looks like one of them pathetic spiders. Can't think of the name.
I'm lucky to be English. Nothing here that kills us except other people or the dogs they raise wrongly. And wiels disease or something

 

[smudgedj]

Love spiders, heres one I found above my bed

 

[idahoblues]

You're right about their appearance, nothing to look at . Their toxin is weird though, it basically eats the flesh and there's no cure for it, the infected area has to be cut out. A friend of mine got bitten by one, it took the doctor a day or two to work out what the problem was, then he had to sit in a pressurised vessel to stop the poison spreading, he then had about a two inch in diameter disc cut out of his arm. We have Black widows out here too, nasty but not fatal, Oz has far worse than here.

Not to offend anyone but.....

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Wow that's frightening. Not like there's a great deal of venom in their fangs. But the toxicity...