Paul (To Fat Bob): It's like the Moonies, but wi' shaggin'! And later... Pauline (after knocking out one of the Parry brothers with a shovel): Hasta la vista, you twat! I've got the 'Paul and Pauline Calf's Cheese and Ham Sandwich' DVD, and there are a couple of digs at City. Pauline is talking about her husband, Fat Bob, being crushed to death when a car jack collapsed: " I keep getting reminded of him when I find his stuff in the house. I found his mug the other day; he used to love that mug. It was covered in chips, but he said he'd never find another like it - it said 'Man City - League Champions'!" As Paul Calf, he is singing. On stage is a MEN headline board (the wording escapes me). He tears off the existing headline, to reveal words like 'Official - City Still Shit'. When I watched it a few months ago, I couldn't help wonder if he's watched it himself recently!