What are the moments that really make your toes curl at Ol' Trafford?
First one to spot them all wins a pair of hair straighteners.
Here's my top five. Who can think of any more?
5: Cheering each one of a string of short, time-wasting ten-yard passes in their own half shortly before half time. Hurrah! Hurrah!
4: "Fack orf Si-tee" (or any anti-City song performed in a cocker-nee accent)
3: "Chumpions of England Chumpions of Europe!" AGGGH!
2: "Attack! Attack! Attack attack attack!!!!" (The discerning wankers' terrace chant of choice).
1: (Everyone's favourite!) Take Me Home Country Road on the PA whilst the players do aerobics.
Score a bonus point for each arsehole you see dropping one of his giftshop bags as he leafs through his programme after one of his three (presumably adopted) daughters asks him to name one of the players.
First one to spot them all wins a pair of hair straighteners.
Here's my top five. Who can think of any more?
5: Cheering each one of a string of short, time-wasting ten-yard passes in their own half shortly before half time. Hurrah! Hurrah!
4: "Fack orf Si-tee" (or any anti-City song performed in a cocker-nee accent)
3: "Chumpions of England Chumpions of Europe!" AGGGH!
2: "Attack! Attack! Attack attack attack!!!!" (The discerning wankers' terrace chant of choice).
1: (Everyone's favourite!) Take Me Home Country Road on the PA whilst the players do aerobics.
Score a bonus point for each arsehole you see dropping one of his giftshop bags as he leafs through his programme after one of his three (presumably adopted) daughters asks him to name one of the players.