The "Im offended/outraged" culture these days

Thank you, Ched.
Thank you YATT

First I took a shit on a hooker's tits. Then I told her I'd pay her £100 to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. Unsurprisingly it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another £100 to lick that up too. She started to, but for some reason started crying, saying "I went to university! I have a degree!" It was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically classed as sex as I just came on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
 
They also don't have a gaging reflex when unconscious, my err.... Mate tells
soz mate, missed your reply. Your (ahem) mate is a wise man indeed!

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
 
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