The "Im offended/outraged" culture these days

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  1. snorky

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    Thanks Barm.

    When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
     
  2. East Level 2

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    You sir are going to hell. And I'm probably coming with as I laughed.
     
  3. snorky

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    Thanks East Level 2

    She can't say no if she's unconscious.
     
  4. york away to this!

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    Thank you, Ched.
     
  5. andyhinch

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    They also don't have a gaging reflex when unconscious, my err.... Mate tells
     
  6. snorky

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    Thank you YATT

    First I took a shit on a hooker's tits. Then I told her I'd pay her £100 to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. Unsurprisingly it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another £100 to lick that up too. She started to, but for some reason started crying, saying "I went to university! I have a degree!" It was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically classed as sex as I just came on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
     
  7. snorky

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    soz mate, missed your reply. Your (ahem) mate is a wise man indeed!

    I like my women like I like my whiskey: 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
     
  8. Irwell

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  9. snorky

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    Fatwa upon Irwell the infidel! :)
     

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