Banned Tosspot said:Tell her to buy it herself or go halves ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WcAfiKXmOw ;)The Fat el Hombre said:Banned Tosspot said:Tell her to buy it herself or go halves ;)
She said it was £25, as I said before I gave her 15. I said we should go halves as it takes two to tango so she's just as to blame, but at the last minute I thought I'd be a real gentlemen, and left a whopping 15 quid at the side of her bed for her to go to the chemist and pick the pill up later
BLUENATIC said:use a condom you melon!
Infinitely cheaper than a baby too ;-) Once your kids suss out stuff costs money and dad earns money you're screwed, believe me lolThe Fat el Hombre said:BLUENATIC said:use a condom you melon!
I know mate I forgot to take em round I've just laoded my wallet witha a couple now. Cheaper than the fucking morning after pill that's for sure
She's the one for you Fatty!The Fat el Hombre said:Went round hers and she gave me my 15 quid back! Says she went to the chemist near hers which was shut so had to go to another one where some fat woman gave her a speech but the pill was free, and she threw in a few condoms in for good measure. She wasn't trying to have me off after all!
Banned Tosspot said:She's the one for you Fatty!The Fat el Hombre said:Went round hers and she gave me my 15 quid back! Says she went to the chemist near hers which was shut so had to go to another one where some fat woman gave her a speech but the pill was free, and she threw in a few condoms in for good measure. She wasn't trying to have me off after all!
I hope to before I'm 40.Colin_Bell said:Banned Tosspot said:She's the one for you Fatty!The Fat el Hombre said:Went round hers and she gave me my 15 quid back! Says she went to the chemist near hers which was shut so had to go to another one where some fat woman gave her a speech but the pill was free, and she threw in a few condoms in for good measure. She wasn't trying to have me off after all!
BT - Have you ever touched a real fanny ?