The 'Offer You Out' Thread.....

[BLS]

Of course. And dont worry about my throbbing erection, its purely for health and safety. Something for you to grab onto incase you slip.

That would be very helpful of you thank you

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

As Woody Allan said about the effectiveness of his speed reading technique for reading War and Peace.

"It's about Russia"

For whatever reason that reminds me of a conversation I overheard my next door neighbour, years ago, have with his younger brother at his door.
Younger Brother: "Got any films I can borrow?"
Neighbour: Yeah I've got Philadelphia. Tom Hanks is in it.
YB: "Not seen it.. what's it about?"
Neighbour: it's about A.I.D.S mate

I didn't chuckle ... bit of a loon was the neighbour and might have asked me why I was being a nosey fooker.

 

[Magicpole]

For whatever reason that reminds me of a conversation I overheard my next door neighbour, years ago, have with his younger brother at his door.
Younger Brother: "Got any films I can borrow?"
Neighbour: Yeah I've got Philadelphia. Tom Hanks is in it.
YB: "Not seen it.. what's it about?"
Neighbour: it's about A.I.D.S mate

I didn't chuckle ... bit of a loon was the neighbour and might have asked me why I was being a nosey fooker.

Succinct