The world in nine years (one year on from when it said 10 years)

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  1. aguero93:20

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  2. urban genie

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    Any episode of black mirror bar obviously the pig fucking one as camerons already done that.

    this one especially may come true

     
  3. aguero93:20

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    6. NASA's mission will be crowd funded by an incredibly popular subscription based voting program whereby you can elect celebrities to be part of the 15 Colonies. Mass uprest in Ireland after Bono is outvoted by celebrities from more populous countries, despite being nominated and voted for by the entire country for every place in every colony in the hope of (a) finally shutting the bastard up and (b) discouraging any hostile aliens from approaching Earth.
     
  4. Len Rum

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    A second global financial crisis.
    As a result the EU splits up before Brexit can take place.
    In the ensuing chaos the UK splits up.
    The PM of the UK Nick Ferrari (ex stockbroker and playboy) declares Londinium an independent republic within the UK and sells off the rest of the country to China.
    Worsley Web is appointed by the Chinese as Mayor of Mancunia.
     
  5. worsleyweb

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    Working on this one as we speak.
     
  6. aguero93:20

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    1. It'll be 2026
    2. It'll rain
    3. Tranny will be lined with a transfer back to the rags
    4. Yaya's agent will give an interview
    5. Damo will get in a overly long debate
    How much do I win?
     
  7. Taxi

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    It would be an honour to convey you my good Lord Worsley to your destination of choice.
    At uberish prices mais oui !
     
  8. worsleyweb

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    Do you charge extra to speak normal?
     
  9. KCblue

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    Would genuinely be wonderful. 659 million would turn into 659
     
  10. Taxi

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    Do you treat me with this disdain and condescential superciliousness to make your imaginary friends think you dont actually know me ?
    That hurts and cuts deep my noble lord ?
     

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