Things to do on a day out to Wembley

[Stevieatlasblue]

Leave at half time to miss the traffic

Haha best one yet.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Smash cockneys ...

 

[1961_vintage]

Walk on the opposite side along Wembley way to what everyone else does - ie if the left has got lots of red, stay left. Makes the walk more lively.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Copious amounts of Colombian marching powder in the bogs at half time to make you behave like an even bigger knob when you are fighting fellow City fans.

 

[1961_vintage]

Take a ball for the pre-match match outside the Hilton.

 

[kashmir]

Count the empty seats