Things we learned in this transfer window...

[Thaksinssoldier]

1. If you used the phrase "out" attached to a member of our management before today, you are a flapper.

2. No deals are ever done the last week in June(in a non tournament year) as that's when our management take hols.

3. We should never "walk away".

4. Teams bow to our moves now. Pedro hedged his bets right up until he knew we had KDB in the bag, and then leapt at the first girl to wink at him not named United.

5. If you are going to spend a morning tracking a flight, be sure there's a player on it.

6. The press have zero idea about our movements unless we want them to.

7. All(of)s well that ends well.

8. If you think about sharing "anonymous itk" tweets, you are probably on the road to being a flapper.

9. Sky bet means sweet fuck all(ofs)

10. Trust in Tolmie.

11. We are bossing football right now.

12. Who the fuck was Shane?

13. We don't shop in the same market as the rags or dippers anymore.

Any other pearls??

 

[pee dubya]

We've learnt that Ed Woodward has learnt nothing.

 

[stony]

I was going to mention Levy being a tight **** but every fucker knows that already. I bet he even tries haggling when he pays his gas bill.

 

[basokla]

...or something similar to this...

 

[its a Barm]

Nobody on here has a clue what the club are up to when it comes to transfers, so no point guessing just sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

[Idontpullout]

A player can go from superstar to ginger c*nt based on one daily star article.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

That prick in charge at the swamp was hated before he arrived there.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Nobody on here has a clue what the club are up to when it comes to transfers, so no point guessing just sit back and enjoy the ride.

unless they're responsible for running the carpet/cones out at the ground - or are a friend of someone who does that

 

[D.Silva]

Nobody on here has a clue what the club are up to when it comes to transfers, so no point guessing just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Tolmie said Pogba, Sterling, De Bruyne and Delph in. Jovetic and Dzeko out. So thats not true. Tolmie knows and he knows way before the media. Even Dzeko to Roma was before the media.

 

[ayia napa blues]

Point 4 very funny
Point 6 so true

I would also like to add united must be linked with every super star going to boost season ticket sales . Then end up with players no one else is interested in ahahahahahhaha ha


On a side note today for me was the final straw reading what pundits say

Merson thinks arsenal had a better window than city , I can not believe he gets paid to talk absolute tosh