Things you NEVER want to experience again

[BlueAnorak]

Being in a Jubilee tube train and then station with Thousands of Oestrogen fueled ladies (most aged 25-40) en route to a Take That concert at the O2 arena is a experience that I really don't want to re-live in a hurry....

 

[CitizenTID]

A Tory government.

 

[Indaparkside]

A Tory government.

Here Here

 

[BlueTG]

I got toe pogged right on the eyeball today in a football match with th children at my school after making a save and the ball landing right by my head. Cue a mistimed toe pogg and I have a right shiner! It felt like my eye was being pushed into the socket and my word it felt nauseating.

That'll do off the top of my head for now!

 

[JASR]

Having a blocked intestine.

The nearest a male can probably have to giving birth.

I was quite blasé by the 3rd time, it occurred - 'yes I've had my appendix out... yes I know what it is...yes I'm ok, just bloody pump the pain relief into my arm ASAP, and I'll be ok in a few days'

 

[DiscoSteve]

Labour Government

 

[urban genie]

A tram back from the swamp with the troglodytes

 

[BlueMojito]

Kidney stones, never again, death felt like the better option at one point.

 

[mcfcfaz]

Went to empty a neighbours bin only for a body to fall out of the bin cupboard.

 

[Mike N]

A Tory government.

Very true.