Things you NEVER want to experience again

[honkytonkman187]

Sunburn ! Having been careful with sun-cream all holiday, it was the last morning and I decided to sit out for an hour whilst we waited for the bus to pick us up, telling the Mrs, "it's cloudy anyway. I won't need any cream on."
How fucking wrong I was. I was in agony. The flight was delayed and I sat at the airport with a towel full of ice-cubes, placing it on the bits that hurt.
We missed our connecting flight from Heathrow to Manchester and so after another few hours waiting for another plane, I ended up sitting across the aisle from Will Mellor. What a laugh that was!

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

Hanging off a mountain trapped inside a 4 ton Bedford in Bavaria just above the clouds is something I would never want to live through again. It took an hour to winch us from oblivion.

 

[Machiavelli]

Salmonella on a 12 hour overnight bus trip, with no toilets. Then arriving and finding your bag has been nicked.

Do you have a colostomy bag?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Having a shower and washing ones nether regions.
















Just after cutting chillis.






Twice.

 

[blumanchu]

Gas at the dentists

 

[Bill Walker]

Knob rot

 

[chesterbells]

That feeling seconds before vomiting (when sober)

 

[Machiavelli]

Reading this thread.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Cuba..... just stood for 4 hours to check in while the airline staff made a seating plan with stickers for allocated seats because of a rain storm... absolute fucking shambles....

All because of a little lightning..

Bang average food, mozzies, rain of biblical proportions and scorching heat...

Havana worth a visit but the entire place is really not up to the hype

 

[mad4city]

My dad dying
My uncle dying
My sister dying
My mother dying
My nephew dying
(all within an eight year period)
and football stuff, too.