Top 3 TV Questions Ever?

[bennyboy]

Do you like circuses Tommy.?.
No there shite.

 

[Magicpole]

Blackadder

A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

1. "I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do 20 minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on..."
2. "They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head."
3. "I couldnt be more petrified if a wild Rhinoceros had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife.

 

[its a Barm]

Blackadder

A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

1. "I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do 20 minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on..."
2. "They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head."
3. "I couldnt be more petrified if a wild Rhinoceros had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife.

Most wonderfully written comedy, but are they questions !

 

[Magicpole]

Most wonderfully written comedy, but are they questions !

I will get a few, but thought I would sweeten the palate first as a precursor.

I'm like that.

Here we are

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

 

[dickie davies]

In which sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for Germany?

 

[LWashington]

Q. First coming to fame in the 1980s, who was nicknamed the Clones Cyclone.
A. Dolly The Sheep.

 

[bluebaja]

'Where's the Remote...'

 

[Kazzydeyna]

" Hire you a horse? For nine pence? On Jewish new year in the rain? A bare fortnight after the dreaded horse plague of old London Town, with the blacksmiths strike in its 15th week, and the Dorset horse-fetishists fayre in town? "

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Can you Ride Tandem?

Don't Forget the fruit gums mum.

Can you tell Stork from butter?

And from my favourite Tom and Jerry cartoon

Are you my mummy?

 

[super_city_si]

What about Tommy Dickfingers?