Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[The Kurious Oranj]

55. Glauber Berti's testicles are the hardest substance known to man.

 

[mancboy123]

Glauber Berti sued Will Smith for making the film I am Legend without his permission

 

[The Kurious Oranj]

57. Glauber Berti's an anagram of 'I Bite Burglars'

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

58. Glauber Berti gives aspirine a headache.

 

[meldrew]

59. Glauber Berti donates blood by not asking for a syringe, just a gun and a bucket!

 

[Brucie Bonus]

Glauber Bertie can eat three shredded wheat.
Glauber Berti's nickname in the dressing room is Longinus minor.
Glauber Berti is the Man in The Iron Mask.
Glauber Berti is a part-time Time Lord.
Glauber Berti's tallywhacker was stunt double for Ron Jeremy's penis, 1986-9.
Glauber Berti is the "Magic Bullet".
Glauber Berti can divide by zero.
Douglas Adams was wrong; the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is...Glauber Berti.
Glauber Berti is the missing prime number.
Glauber Berti is a founder of The Illuminati.
Berti = Bacon = Shakespeare.
Glauber Berti is Sisyphus' boulder.
Thunder is just Glauber Berti moving his furniture about.

 

[glen quagmire]

60. lord lucan went into hiding when he was told glauber berti was coming here

 

[THEBLUEDONKEY]

Glauber Berti can boil water with his mind
Glauber Berti shot Tupac and Biggie after they insulted his cooking
Glauber Berti was chief advisor to englands world cup winning squad of 66
Glauber Berti can piss around corners

Glauber Berti sneaks into fergy's house every night at precisely 2:13 and plants a long silent fart directly onto fergys sleeping face, this is the only reason for his bright red nose

 

[johnny on the spot]

His Royal Highness Glauber Berti is seventh in line to the Sultanate of Perlis

 

[glen quagmire]

glauber berti can eat a fruit pastel without chewing it