You would though.
Claire not Derick.
Robson had small man's syndrome.
My father in law, a fellow Geordie, and 77, lamped him the other year in a pub. Put him on his arse. Apparently the midget was mocking him for not having a proper Geordie accent. Moved onto how much money he had made. Women he'd slept with...Etc etc.
The pub cheered. My father in law got free drinks. Robson fucked off.
I loved him in Soldier Soldier :(