Tweet a question to Martin Tyler

[yeah whatever !!]

Hi Martin.. Please ignore the petty comments on here prior to this post.In your own words, can you please explain to me why you don't think you're a c**t.

 

[NorCalBlue]

It's the inevitable passage of time. I wonder how many in the stadium now experienced standing in the middle of the Kippax, and how many would actually want to?

You were only in the middle until we scored, then f**k only knew where you'd end up!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I suppose fans wearing half and half scarfs backs up your theory. I see your point. It's definitely been watered down a great deal. And of course football is all about money now. Old skool fans are being outnumbered by the modern fan.

I wouldnt of been seen dead with a half and half scarf. A City scarf round the neck and other teams scarfs hanging from my belt that I`d relieved their fans of was perfectly fine

 

[morleyswife]

How do you avoid getting a sore throat? When you drop your voice by 2 octaves and amplify it by 3 everytime ROOOOONEEEY shins one or falls on his fat fucking arse every game

 

[casserole of nonsense]

How do you avoid getting a sore throat? When you drop your voice by 2 octaves and amplify it by 3 everytime ROOOOONEEEY shins one or falls on his fat fucking arse every game

Rooney has a fat arse?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Rooney has a fat arse?

Dunno, it's hard to see when the sun gets so completely blocked out.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Rooney is a fat arse

Edited for clarity

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Appa

Rooney has a fat arse?

I also heard he his actually bald really?