General transfer rumours

Because buying a footballers services is not like buying a pair of pants.

You know what you want and it seems there are plenty of places where you can buy what you want.

When you go to these places it's very difficult to find exactly the style you want at the price you want to pay.

When you find what you want it's always the most expensive option.

When you get the product home it doesn't always fit as perfectly as you thought it will.

Sometimes you've got to use it for a while before it becomes a good fit.

After you've used it for a while if it's still not as good as you'd hoped it would be, you can't return it.

If you want to sell it rather than keep it, you'll lose money.

Pants = Footballers = all the same.
 
You know what you want and it seems there are plenty of places where you can buy what you want.

When you go to these places it's very difficult to find exactly the style you want at the price you want to pay.

When you find what you want it's always the most expensive option.

When you get the product home it doesn't always fit as perfectly as you thought it will.

Sometimes you've got to use it for a while before it becomes a good fit.

After you've used it for a while if it's still not as good as you'd hoped it would be, you can't return it.

If you want to sell it rather than keep it, you'll lose money.

Pants = Footballers = all the same.
Take it is a no News day?
 
You know what you want and it seems there are plenty of places where you can buy what you want.

When you go to these places it's very difficult to find exactly the style you want at the price you want to pay.

When you find what you want it's always the most expensive option.

When you get the product home it doesn't always fit as perfectly as you thought it will.

Sometimes you've got to use it for a while before it becomes a good fit.

After you've used it for a while if it's still not as good as you'd hoped it would be, you can't return it.

If you want to sell it rather than keep it, you'll lose money.

Pants = Footballers = all the same.

Pants
1. Many versions of the exact same style are made available
2. The vendor is very happy to sell you the item, sometimes offering discounts
3. The pants can me modified or specially made to fit
4. Pants are relatively cheap
5. You don't have to pay your pants to wear them
6. Pants don't want to leave you
7. Pants don't lose form or motivation
8. You don't fall out with your pants (although, you may fall out of them)
9. Pants don't form a clique with your other Wardrobe items and create a power struggle
10. If your pants don't do what they are supposed to, you are within your rights to return them
11. Your pants don't have advisors or agents
12. Your pants will not have their own image rights
13. You wont struggle to sell on a decent pair of pants if they are in good condition
 
Pants
1. Many versions of the exact same style are made available
2. The vendor is very happy to sell you the item, sometimes offering discounts
3. The pants can me modified or specially made to fit
4. Pants are relatively cheap
5. You don't have to pay your pants to wear them
6. Pants don't want to leave you
7. Pants don't lose form or motivation
8. You don't fall out with your pants (although, you may fall out of them)
9. Pants don't form a clique with your other Wardrobe items and create a power struggle
10. If your pants don't do what they are supposed to, you are within your rights to return them
11. Your pants don't have advisors or agents
12. Your pants will not have their own image rights
13. You wont struggle to sell on a decent pair of pants if they are in good condition

and sometimes you can get them pulled down ;-)
 

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