UAP/UFO thread - Non-Human Intelligences

[Coatigan]

Come on you little grey bastards.

Appear somewhere random like the Orkneys and tell us you gave us a few thousand years to get our shit together. We failed, so like the Mayans were being rebooted back to the stone age.

Orkney. Not 'the Orkneys'.

 

[Marklr]

Yet no footage of kids rioting, fighting etc with fireworks in the mall, as the police said it was.

I think it's highly unlikely aliens were walking around a mall in Miami haha.... However considering the fact young people have phones glued to their hand now, there would also be plenty of footage of this big fight in the mall. No eyewitnesses at the mall have any statement or footage to back up what the police say.

Something seems off about the whole thing. Pictures of some of the biggest police response you will ever see, similar amounts of cars you see at a major terror attack....And the only footage we have of anything is people sprinting out of a mall and screaming, no fight, no aliens etc

Whichever angle you look at it from, it doesn't add up.

Large gatherings of youths always leads to giddiness and then trouble.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Orkney. Not 'the Orkneys'.

It might be what they call them.

:)

 

[Crooked_rain]

Large gatherings of youths always leads to giddiness and then trouble.

Nobody is doubting that

But a fight big enough to require nearly 100 police cars and not a single video of it?

Do I think an Alien was walking around a Miami mall? No haha...

But considering the story is all over social media, there was an insane amount of police cars there, there's not a video from anyone to show this fight inside the mall either. That doesn't make sense either.

Look at the amount of police in that video below. If a fight was big enough for the police to turn up that mob handed, surely someone would have footage of it. No member of the public seem to verify what the police is saying and there's no footage. Something isn't fight there.

 

[Marklr]

Nobody is doubting that

But a fight big enough to require nearly 100 police cars and not a single video of it?

Do I think an Alien was walking around a Miami mall? No haha...

But considering the story is all over social media, there was an insane amount of police cars there, there's not a video from anyone to show this fight inside the mall either. That doesn't make sense either.

Look at the amount of police in that video below. If a fight was big enough for the police to turn up that mob handed, surely someone would have footage of it. No member of the public seem to verify what the police is saying and there's no footage. Something isn't fight there.

It's not even a story. There was a large gathering of youths...simple as that. Nothing else to add on.

 

[Coatigan]

It might be what they call them.

:)

They'll soon learn!

 

[york away to this!]

That's actually footage from outside 999 night at the Conti club, early '90s...

 

[argyle]

So there was a large scale police operation at a mall in Miami, an area known for cartel activity, and the only explanation for some is... Aliens?

 

[Berts Neck]

In truth you all have it wrong..It starts with the red shift and expansion of the universe...Peter Swales realised this after an early alien contact .In fact he set up the brightest flood lights in the UK for Aliens to approach earth. They created an unwordly team where Joe and Malcolm were frequently taken onboard their mothership.The seats were never empty,are never are empty, and are full of other earthly beings. They need a space like all of us.They gave him gold but he started to fiddle the accounts. These aliens were good guys.They advised him to behave otherwise his toupe and the club would be destroyed for many years. He would not listen. The penance for his misdemaenours was 34 years of purgatory. He was told that despite the red shift, the world is Blue(as seen from space) and our time shall indeed come again.He begged forgiveness and they relented.They could not accept his toupe and he was sent back to earth as a Spaniard with a bald head who shall rule the football world. Yes Peter Swales is re-incarnated in Pep Guardiola.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

So there was a large scale police operation at a mall in Miami, an area known for cartel activity, and the only explanation for some is... Aliens?

It's really quite the malleable explanation to add a bit of mystery and intrigue to any mundane situation.

Pyramids? Aliens.
Weather balloons? Aliens.
Police presence? Gotta be aliens.

People don't actually care for the aliens, they just need something to distract them from their incredibly dull existence. Same with the vast majority of conspiracy theories. These are people's attempts to escape the vacuous and bleak jaws of what it means to be human.