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Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Helmet Cole, 23 Oct 2016.

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  1. MillionMilesAway

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    fair enough. I sit informed.
     
  2. casserole of nonsense

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    Dwight Yorke, you say? He only thinks they're back to their best because they've binned off the kids.
     
  3. jimharri

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    Just like Him and his son.
     
  4. remember arthur mann

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    Quote " If you don't shape up, you get shipped out " ! Schneiderlin being moved on. Things have changed since your day Dwight !!
     
  5. casserole of nonsense

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    I hear he plays in a band, Dwight Yorke and the Celebrity Vaginas.
     
  6. TCIB

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    The past couple of days i have been messing with some stuff that required me to keep sky sports 1 on for prolonged periods. I am not joking when i say it could be that MUTV chan, it is relentless misty eyed historical utd stuff since the inception of the prem mainly to about 4 years ago.

    Go on click it on now (Andy cole's career in review it looks like), Tyler probably wanks hard over this material of an evening.

    As their flagship channel anyone who is not a utd or Liverpool fan gets pretty badly short changed i think. If you are not a footy fan then why the hell anyone would have a 60 quid subscription with them is beyond me.

    Edit:It would have to show us a bit when i say click on it wouldn't it xD fuck you sods law, point stands though, half their programming is about utd, the rest is liverpool and crumbs for the rest.
     
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  7. stony

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    This might already have been posted, but did anyone see the ticket touts face when Rooney broke his record? He looked like he'd just caught him back scuttling his mrs.

     
  8. The perfect fumble

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    They're back, it's official, haven't you heard? :-)
     
  9. Vienna_70

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    One of the rags at work, who otherwise is a decent lad, said to me, as soon as he saw me, Are you going to Wembley this season?"

    I replied, "You haven't got there yet".

    "Oh, we will do," to which I said, "It's funny, but last season, it was a Mickey Mouse cup".

    I didn't hear any more from him after that.
     
  10. blue b4 the moon

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    He's just not got a clue whats going on.

    He was shaking like a shitting dog doing an iffy CL draw a couple of years ago God knows what he's like now.

    On the plus side we'll have a national holiday shortly when he peggs it.
     
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