United thread 2015/16

[The perfect fumble]

"Underneath the spreading chestnut tree".

Looks like the Ticket Tout has been on the Victory Gin...

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

Several times at the beginning of that video, Maureen does something I cannot stand. People who shake your hand but can't even be arsed looking at you whilst doing it are utter twats.

 

[dickie davies]

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

Several times at the beginning of that video, Maureen does something I cannot stand. People who shake your hand but can't even be arsed looking at you whilst doing it are utter twats.

Hs Mourinho been to Matalan or Primark and bought a three pack of those grey shirts!

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

PEG is a media whore - expect more of this to come!

 

[1.618034]

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

Shakes every hand but not a moment's eye contact with anyone, except the camera, of course.

TUW

 

[Falcao]

Rags snubbed again

There was no real link with him. Just Spanish media guessing.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Several times at the beginning of that video, Maureen does something I cannot stand. People who shake your hand but can't even be arsed looking at you whilst doing it are utter twats.

Top Ten Bad Handshakes

https://www.verywell.com/top-bad-handshakes-3024313

"Without Eye Contact"

1. Have you ever shaken hands with someone who wouldn't look you in the eye? You probably wondered what they had to hide. Not making eye contact during a handshake signals to the other person that you are not being forthcoming. If your lack of eye contact is due to social anxiety, practice looking at a spot between the eyes, so that you at least give the appearance of meeting the other person's gaze.

 

[mat]

There was no real link with him. Just Spanish media guessing.

Ah, the old "We never wanted him anyway" ploy.

Rags need a new playbook.

 

[MillisleBlue]

Mouthpiece (always sitting reading the Rag propaganda back pages when I come in) in work reckons The Shitehawks will demolish the Premier League nexts season whilst sweeping up all Cup competitions before them. Are they that easily brain-washed or just born as thick as pig's shit ?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

There was no real link with him. Just Spanish media guessing.

Just so we are clear – could you give us a list of who you do want this summer? That way we will know when you ‘didn’t want them anyway’.

I will start you of:

1) Pep as your manager.