United thread 2017/18

[lancs blue]

The dipper is strong in this one.

Well he did spend a few years on Merseyside...

 

[mancityvstoke]

Ickle City...............is a piss take

We use it because Utd fans used to say they weren't arsed about Little City....not rivals blah blah blah

Due to the childish nature of this we embraced it and used baby talk to make an example of it.

Ickle Citeh

(Citeh being their ridiculous way of attempted MANC accent as they don't have one)

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Two Manchester United footballers are the Premier League’s only representatives on a list of the top 20 best-paid players in world football.

The list is produced every year by France Football and takes wages, bonuses and commercial earnings into account; they have confirmed for the second consecutive season that United boss Jose Mourinho is the highest paid in the world.

The list in full:

20) Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich): £18.2m a year.

19) Paul Pogba (Manchester United): £19.2m

18) Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich): £19.4m

17) Oscar (Shanghai SIPG): £19.4m

16) Edinson Cavani (PSG): £19.7m

15) Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich): £20.1m

14) Karim Benzema (Real Madrid): £20.6m

13) Alexis Sanchez (Manchester United): £20.6m

12) Ezequiel Lavezzi (Hebei China Fortune): £22.1m

11) Andres Iniesta (Barcelona): £22.3m

10) Luis Suarez (Barcelona): £22.7m

9) Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid): £22.7m

8) Zlatan Ibrahimovic (LA Galaxy): £23.4m

7) Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid): £24.1m

6) Toni Kroos (Real Madrid): £24.7m

5) Gerard Pique (Barcelona): £25.4m

4) Gareth Bale (Real Madrid): £38.5m

3) Neymar (PSG): £71.3m

2) Ronaldo (Real Madrid): £82.2m

1) Lionel Messi (Barcelona): £110.2m

 

[laserblue]

And the word "lickle", or little, is pronounced that way it various areas around the city. Similarly, words such as bottle are pronounced "bockle", such as the saying "in Miggleton they put cangles in bockles on the mancklepiece".
But then again, that poster says he is in "Poland but I'm Welsh", so he obviously wouldn't know that, would he, being the epitome of a plastic supporter?

Be careful mentioning that to people who do talk like that otherwise you might end up in hospickal.

 

[whp.blue]

Today had a rag try to bang on about empty seats at the Etihad.
I just said to him well my seat is full where do you sit at Old Toilet?
His response was epic, he just turned and walked away haha.

 

[malg]

Two Manchester United footballers are the Premier League’s only representatives on a list of the top 20 best-paid players in world football.

The list is produced every year by France Football and takes wages, bonuses and commercial earnings into account; they have confirmed for the second consecutive season that United boss Jose Mourinho is the highest paid in the world.

The list in full:

20) Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich): £18.2m a year.

19) Paul Pogba (Manchester United): £19.2m

18) Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich): £19.4m

17) Oscar (Shanghai SIPG): £19.4m

16) Edinson Cavani (PSG): £19.7m

15) Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich): £20.1m

14) Karim Benzema (Real Madrid): £20.6m

13) Alexis Sanchez (Manchester United): £20.6m

12) Ezequiel Lavezzi (Hebei China Fortune): £22.1m

11) Andres Iniesta (Barcelona): £22.3m

10) Luis Suarez (Barcelona): £22.7m

9) Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid): £22.7m

8) Zlatan Ibrahimovic (LA Galaxy): £23.4m

7) Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid): £24.1m

6) Toni Kroos (Real Madrid): £24.7m

5) Gerard Pique (Barcelona): £25.4m

4) Gareth Bale (Real Madrid): £38.5m

3) Neymar (PSG): £71.3m

2) Ronaldo (Real Madrid): £82.2m

1) Lionel Messi (Barcelona): £110.2m

Christ, I thought we'd at least get one in there. Nice to see that all the big clubs, with history, have players in the list, but they're all there for the love of the game..........and the love of the club.....Real Madrid 5, Barcelona 4, Bayern Munich 3 and the Rags 2.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Didn't want him anyway.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Ickle City...............is a piss take

We use it because Utd fans used to say they weren't arsed about Little City....not rivals blah blah blah

Due to the childish nature of this we embraced it and used baby talk to make an example of it.

Ickle Citeh

(Citeh being their ridiculous way of attempted MANC accent as they don't have one)

They struggle with irony over there.
Anyway, the more they feel the need to hurl ill-conceived, ill-informed puerile insults at us , the more it becomes obvious that we are doing everything right.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

The dipper is strong in this one.

It might be Lukaku's year, if he fucks off to a decent club.

 

[blueju]

Be careful mentioning that to people who do talk like that otherwise you might end up in hospickal.

You would if you fell off the chimley