A female in my office does literally nothing, and hasn't for months. How someone can text for seven and a half hours a day is beyond me. Occasionally she'll have a break from her phone to look at herself in her pocket mirror then it's head down and back to her apple device of choice. I challenge anyone to give me an example of a colleague who takes avoiding work at all costs so seriously and with such dedication.
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Useless employees
- Thread starter oman0115
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dronefromsector7G
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Are there no managers? Why is she even there if she can go the whole day without doing anything?
It's not Vicky Kloss is it?
It's not Vicky Kloss is it?
idahoblues
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Maybe she's blowing the boss during tea breaks
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Get a cloned sim and start sending her threatening messages, that way you can join in the fun too.
dunjamon
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Not quite 25 years but this guy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693 had a genius idea
Are there no managers? Why is she even there if she can go the whole day without doing anything?
It's not Vicky Kloss is it?
In the same way dogs learn tricks, or cats rub themselves against their owners legs, she's got strategies to paper over the cracks. She plays the loveable fool role very well and is essentially the office pet.
Nebuchadnezzar
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Are you on Bluemoon at work? There is only one poster allowed to do that, because at least his name does what it says on the tin. Step forward Mr @bored at work sheffield
Tuearts right boot
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We had one years ago at a place I worked in Wythenshawe. He was part of a 4 man team and without the fourth man the job really slowed down. Every hour for 15 minutes this lazy twat used to waltz off to the toilets for a fag and a (*^(&^. This pissed me off so I found out which trap he went in and put some battery acid from the stacker trucks on the seat. That cured the problem but just to be sure we locked him in an empty 40 foot container and sent him to Oldham.