I got 12 red roses and a bottle of Champagne for the wife. I will miss her when the washing basket is full :-)
For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty gutted when I didn't get one this morning.
First my granny dies...now this!
Use the washing machine on full cycle, mate. It goes on and on, making a meaningless gurgling sound.
Oh, wait a minute...
My wife booked us a weekend in alicante. Flying there Friday back Sunday.
Had to give up the Huddersfield trip. Here's hoping I find a bar with the game on
Another delivery on the way round to Ms Pearl Harbour?