A few letters.
THE SEX Pistols called for anarchy in the U.K. Well, if it's anarchy Johnny Rotten is after, why doesn't he go and live in Albania instead of dining on rocket and quail's arse salads with his poncy pals in Soho's Groucho Club.
T. Horseoftheyearshow, Wembley
I RECENTLY had to use a public phone box in London, and was shocked to see a card advertising advertising a 'Spanking by a naughty nurse, any time'. No wonder my mother has been waiting for a hip operation for 18 months when these so-called healthcare professionals are willing to abandon their patients at the drop of a hat in order to attend to someone's sexual lustings.
Matthew Eve, e-mail
WHOEVER says that mobile phones will one day completely replaced the telephone kiosk is talking utter nonsense. Have they ever tried to piss into a Nokia 8210, or smear an unwanted kebab on the inside of an Ericsson T65?