Weird Clingy Mate

[malg]

Got this mate who I've known for around 10 years. He's a bit of a weird loner, so I've kind of befriended him out of pity, I go drinking with him a lot as he's got no other mates, I even friended him on Facebook as he told me he's been on there around 5 years and only his immediate family are friends with him.

I knew it was a mistake from the start, and I've told him a few times to fuck off as he pesters me to go for drinks at weekends. I've just had to bin the **** off Facebook as all he does is send me cat gifs at around 3am - fucking freak. I went for a drink with him on Friday, and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey.

I know this is my fault for taking pity on the ****, but now so I get him to leave me the fuck alone the weirdo?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I bet he is constantly asking you if you are alright and about every 8 weeks or so he bleats on about how he thinks you having some kind of 'breakdown', when the only issue is you think hes a twat. Occassionally, I bet you have to text him that as well

 

[malg]

I bet he is constantly asking you if you are alright and about every 8 weeks or so he bleats on about how he thinks you having some kind of 'breakdown', when the only issue is you think hes a twat. Occassionally, I bet you have to text him that as well

You got it Wally. He's a right ****, probably slags me off to anyone who'll listen. Pretends he's a Blue as well, but he definitely used to be a Rag, only became a Blue to be mates with me.

 

[TCIB]

Sounds like he needs to be told to fuck off, i bet he smells bad to :-D

 

[Tanzeylee]

Got this mate who I've known for around 10 years. He's a bit of a weird loner, so I've kind of befriended him out of pity, I go drinking with him a lot as he's got no other mates, I even friended him on Facebook as he told me he's been on there around 5 years and only his immediate family are friends with him.

I knew it was a mistake from the start, and I've told him a few times to fuck off as he pesters me to go for drinks at weekends. I've just had to bin the **** off Facebook as all he does is send me cat gifs at around 3am - fucking freak. I went for a drink with him on Friday, and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey.

I know this is my fault for taking pity on the ****, but now so I get him to leave me the fuck alone the weirdo?

He sounds like a right twat best that you've fucked him off

 

[Magicpole]

He sounds like a right twat best that you've fucked him off

Maybe you could introduce him to the weird **** in the other thread who is doing that OP's head in too?

I'm not an expert, I mean not formally, but I think they sound suited.

Anybody who changes their birth team is a total **** and for that alone you need to ditch him before people start questioning your street cred hanging about with pricks who swap teams.

Get him told.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I'm glad these parody threads are back,they're great.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I think I know the guy he's on about. Tiny penis and he's got propecia too.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Got this mate who I've known for around 10 years. He's a bit of a weird loner, so I've kind of befriended him out of pity, I go drinking with him a lot as he's got no other mates, I even friended him on Facebook as he told me he's been on there around 5 years and only his immediate family are friends with him.

I knew it was a mistake from the start, and I've told him a few times to fuck off as he pesters me to go for drinks at weekends. I've just had to bin the **** off Facebook as all he does is send me cat gifs at around 3am - fucking freak. I went for a drink with him on Friday, and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey.

I know this is my fault for taking pity on the ****, but now so I get him to leave me the fuck alone the weirdo?

You do know he's in love with you right?
Unless and Until ............

 

[Tanzeylee]

Maybe you could introduce him to the weird **** in the other thread who is doing that OP's head in too?

I'm not an expert, I mean not formally, but I think they sound suited.

Anybody who changes their birth team is a total **** and for that alone you need to ditch him before people start questioning your street cred hanging about with pricks who swap teams.

Get him told.

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