Weird Clingy Mate

[jimharri]

...all he does is send me cat gifs at around 3am...

A cat lover? Christ. Definitely not dealing from a full deck.

....and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey...

Definitely a wrong 'un.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Whoooooooooosh

Clarkied by a newbie there Taxi

 

[BimboBob]

Sounds like a **** and a rag. Best off without the needy twat.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I went for a drink with him on Friday, and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey.

Give me his number, sounds like a top bloke

 

[MelbourneBlue]

Restraining order

 

[Blue Til Death]

I bet he goes round telling everyone, "Ive got this right **** of a needy mate"............................!

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Got this mate who I've known for around 10 years. He's a bit of a weird loner, so I've kind of befriended him out of pity, I go drinking with him a lot as he's got no other mates, I even friended him on Facebook as he told me he's been on there around 5 years and only his immediate family are friends with him.

I knew it was a mistake from the start, and I've told him a few times to fuck off as he pesters me to go for drinks at weekends. I've just had to bin the **** off Facebook as all he does is send me cat gifs at around 3am - fucking freak. I went for a drink with him on Friday, and all he done was bore me to death about liking that twat Morrissey.

I know this is my fault for taking pity on the ****, but now so I get him to leave me the fuck alone the weirdo?

Why don't it introduce him to other people so he makes friends with other people? If he's reliant on you he's bound to be high maintainance. Do a few things with a bigger group: 5aside football or something.

 

[snorky]

Why don't it introduce him to other people so he makes friends with other people? If he's reliant on you he's bound to be high maintainance. Do a few things with a bigger group: 5aside football or something.

Maybe go dogging?