Weirdest places you've fallen asleep?

[tangaroa]

Stood up at a bar

 

[big gaz]

In an alleyway near The Conti............was there until 6am

it was in the 80's

So that means you couldn't pull a nurse or a lady cop ?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

About 5 times at the ground in the Stuart Pearce and beany days.

 

[jimharri]

.... standing up with my dick in a girls mouth....

You fell asleep? That doesn't say much for her, er, technique.

 

[oakiecokie]

In a phone box on Morecambe prom

Liar !! Morecambe still havn`t got telephones.

 

[Ethan23]

I fell asleep in madrid when we played them in 2012. I remember just resting my head on the bar for a couple of minutes, next thing i know we're clapping them in for half time. To be fair we'd had 5 pints in manchester airport at 4am before we even boarded the plane and we carried on at a pretty good rate all day. 2 of my friends didn't even make it into the ground and fell asleep on the grass around the stadium. But Yeh woke up for the second half so saw all the goals I think

 

[steviemc]

...on button moon. Following Mr Spoon.

 

[mancityvstoke]

So that means you couldn't pull a nurse or a lady cop ?

I nearly threw up on one that night..........I was a right state

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

After the all Ireland final, I fell asleep on the cork workers train. Only issue is I landed in cork town covered head to toe in Galway colours( Viking hat, ribbons, jersey the lot )...... I was the obvious langer in town that Monday morning.

 

[mancityvstoke]

wtf is a langer