Welcome Aymeric Laporte

[malg]

Ah. Well fuck.

Err... "You fought Leporte/and Leporte won"?

It's a good job this isn't my day job.

Hey, it's better than that Silva one they sing down in Level 1 by the corner flag........ easy lyrics:

'Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave'

Or, that amazing Sane one:

'Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy'

 

[Bluesiam]

Songs? Hmm. I suggested "When he plays from the back, turns defence to attack, that's Laporte" in another thread (to the melody of Dean Martin's "That's Amore") Needs work, and more verses, but I think the choice of tune (suggested by another poster's missus) is a good one. Amore/Laporte works. Unless I'm pronouncing his name wrong. In which case, feel free to call me a cock.

That's brilliant. I love it. Whether he likes it or not his name is now pronounced accordingly

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Ah. Well fuck.

Err... "You fought Leporte/and Leporte won"?

It's a good job this isn't my day job.

Brilliant that mate!


“Stopping goals in the hot Sun
You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won

You needed points and you got none
You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won

He left Bilbao and we feel so glad
He came to play with Kun
He’ll be the best we’ve ever had

You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won“

 

[Salfordian Blue]

Brilliant that mate!


Stopping goals in the hot Sun

Sadly, that'll only work for away matches. ;-)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I await seeing how his personality pans out both on and off field, but am tempted to throw this one out already; line 3 is the one that may need reworking and unfortunately I don't think even poetic licence would allow for the word 'defendy' (Addams Family tune)

He plays right next to Mendy,
With Stones and Otamendi,
He isn't very friendly,
He's Aymeric Laporte

 

[davymcfc]

To the tune of pit bull don’t stop the party- yeahhhh, he’s our star defender, Aymeric Laporte

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Brilliant that mate!


“Stopping goals in the hot Sun
You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won

You needed points and you got none
You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won

He left Bilbao and we feel so glad
He came to play with Kun
He’ll be the best we’ve ever had

You fought Laporte and Laporte won
You fought Laporte and Laporte won“

Aaaand we have a winner

 

[Silvercloud]

Starts tonight according to that Jose Alvarez fella.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Shut that door shut that door shut that door.

 

[Aussie!]

Is Laporte both left & right footed?