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Well, that's me right in the mire
- Thread starter Magicpole
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Tuearts right boot
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Just tell her It's her fault for leaving you unattended and without adult supervision. Works every time for me.
Feel free to PM me for moral support. I'm great at that too.
Feel free to PM me for moral support. I'm great at that too.
Magicpole
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Just tell her It's her fault for leaving you unattended and without adult supervision. Works every time for me.
Feel free to PM me for moral support. I'm great at that too.
That is my line of defence. It is my only line of defence.
It's also true.
bigstanhibbert
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No post for 58 minutes............
Magicpole
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No post for 58 minutes............
Having a gin.
First thing she said. "What's up with you?"
leighton
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My old washing machine hated me using I mean whenever i used the fucking thing it either strunk the clothes or died them a different color or flooded the kitchen then the final straw the door fell off it as i was unloading the machine.
The flooding incident was a major fuck up the machine all the settings were faded so it was pot luck if you setted it on the right section. I had it on a boil wash thinking the wash was over i go to open the machine and flood the kitchen with hot boiling water in a panic i grab anything to soak it up all the towells out the lot the kitchen was like a fucking sauna steam everywhere. I hated that old machine with a passion the best day ever when the that fucker got dumped out to the back garden when the new machine arrived. Were kinda on decent terms me and the new machine. It lets me load and unload and i can put it onto the settings too but fuck me if I will ever hit that start button.
The flooding incident was a major fuck up the machine all the settings were faded so it was pot luck if you setted it on the right section. I had it on a boil wash thinking the wash was over i go to open the machine and flood the kitchen with hot boiling water in a panic i grab anything to soak it up all the towells out the lot the kitchen was like a fucking sauna steam everywhere. I hated that old machine with a passion the best day ever when the that fucker got dumped out to the back garden when the new machine arrived. Were kinda on decent terms me and the new machine. It lets me load and unload and i can put it onto the settings too but fuck me if I will ever hit that start button.
west didsblue
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CowardShe's away getting me a beer. I have decided to take the bastard thing to a the shop she bought it and get a new one.
Or is that the drink talking, :)
bigstanhibbert
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hope it is still in fashion, or was it the army and navy store she bought it from /