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Went to the doctors today
- Thread starter Magicpole
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kaz7
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I have noticed that lolI'm a cheeky ****.
Magicpole
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I have noticed that lol
It's a genetic abnormality. All if my family are the same.
I blame the parents.
Prestwich_Blue
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Thought this was going to be a thread of Tommy Cooper jokes.
You know, like “Went to the doctors today & said ‘Doctor, I need something for my liver’. So he gave me a pound of onions.”
You know, like “Went to the doctors today & said ‘Doctor, I need something for my liver’. So he gave me a pound of onions.”
kaz7
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I have another (unfunny) jokeThought this was going to be a thread of Tommy Cooper jokes.
You know, like “Went to the doctors today & said ‘Doctor, I need something for my liver’. So he gave me a pound of onions.”
dont have a coughing fit when you have a fractured shoulder in 2 bits and fucked up ligaments etc
Prestwich_Blue
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You have my sympathies, having recently been coughing my guts up from pneumonia on top of badly bruised ribs. Still hurts when I sneeze.I have another (unfunny) joke
dont have a coughing fit when you have a fractured shoulder in 2 bits and fucked up ligaments etc
kaz7
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You had it worse then,hope new year is better for you lovely xYou have my sympathies, having recently been coughing my guts up from pneumonia on top of badly bruised ribs. Still hurts when I sneeze.
Magicpole
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Thought this was going to be a thread of Tommy Cooper jokes.
You know, like “Went to the doctors today & said ‘Doctor, I need something for my liver’. So he gave me a pound of onions.”
I would have felt it a worthwhile trip if I got a pound of onions.
Fucking love onions.
Prestwich_Blue
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And for you Kaz.You had it worse then,hope new year is better for you lovely x
Magicpole
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toothache is fuck all, malt whisky is helping me get over it. It's goid for shit performances from your team. Not that you cunts would know what I'm talking about. :)
To all the people with real health worries, I send my heartfelt hope that things improve. I might come across as a ****, but I'm not really.
Don't tell anybody.
Happy New Year all.
To all the people with real health worries, I send my heartfelt hope that things improve. I might come across as a ****, but I'm not really.
Don't tell anybody.
Happy New Year all.